Continents are large islands.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Stephen Hawking

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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