- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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