Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Erectile Dysfunction.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

a irish man walks past a bar

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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