fava beans

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

kennah campion... being nice

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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