Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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so the weather's nice...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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