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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

nice tits.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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