A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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