If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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