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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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