- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Women's rights

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

An Irishman walked out of a bar

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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