- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Massie is a fatass

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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