- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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