If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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