There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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