- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Continents are large islands.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I have suicidal thoughts

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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