What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

women's rights

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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