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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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