- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What is green and slow Grass.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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