Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

well use a tissue!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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