What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

MySpace.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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