I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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