How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Indians

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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