Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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i have two hands.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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