a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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