Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Albert your flies undone.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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