WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

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