- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Guess what? I like trains.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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