- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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