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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Justin

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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