knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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