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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My wife made me a sandwich

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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