whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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