- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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