What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

whats a joke

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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