- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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