- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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