Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Nick Cannon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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