- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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