- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Homonyms should be band.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Nick Cannon

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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