A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Skrillex.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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