- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Women's Rights

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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