- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

You know what's funny? Rape

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

your face is kinda funny

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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