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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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