- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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