Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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