- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

1+1=2

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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