Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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womens rights

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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