- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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