Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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My cat just died.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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