What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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