- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

heat!

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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