Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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