Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Jews

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Yo mama so fat.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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