What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A train poops its pants.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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