- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

jd and zach loves vigina

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Do the roar!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Soccer...

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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