- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

masturbating on a tarc bus

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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