- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

jibby jobby

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Your dads dead. lol

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