- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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