- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why can't jokes spit?

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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