What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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