- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

human centipede

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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