Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

i dont fisish anythi

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Chris Bosh's neck

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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