what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Romans rights.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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